Life is too serious at the best of times so I value things that break me out of technology and make me laugh. Some of these are hoaxes, some of them are not. I don’t really care as long as no harm was done. Enjoy!
“Girlfriendus Novae – causes feelings of euphoria and has been known to transform into Spousus Novae – euphoric feelings continue over the long term of exposure with no real danger to the host when alcohol is applied at regular intervals. However, there is a danger of Spousus Novae mutating into either the benign form of Matronous Oldladae after long term exposure causing the host mild distress and feelings of dread and can cause the host possible exposure to Girlfriendus Novae which can lead to the more dangerous form of Spousus Divocae which leaves the host in a depleted, run down condition with no will to live”